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Give Me Truth

You know when you watch a movie and it’s not really scary but you know you’re probably going to be paranoid about things for awhile. Yeah that’s how I’m feeling right now.

2 years ago on 2 July 2011 @ 1:00am

"I was down at CVS and I had a rather odd assortment of items I needed to get. I had to get a liter of Jack Daniels, a 2 liter bottle of coca-cola, a box of condoms, a pack of 10 CD-R discs! And I thought it’d be awesome if every morning I went and bought those same 4 things for like 6 months. Just to develop this really weird reputation with the staff there. They’d be like ‘hold on man, this guy drinks a liter of jack and coke everyday, has sex 12 times a day, and then burns 10 blank Cd’s? 10 blank Cd’s? 10 disc that’s like 7.5 gigs a day! What kind of data’s he backing up? Wouldn’t it make more sense just to get an external hard drive at this point? Is he burning music? Wouldn’t it make sense just to get an ipod? Maybe he’s making mix Cd’s for all these girls that he’s fucking. 2 of those girls aint gettin Cd’s though. Which 2 are those? Which 2 don’t get the Cd’s!?’"

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